Dear Fox TV, cc George Lucas-
"Sometime between 8 and " does NOT mean , after the last commercial break. I mean, I wasn't naive enough to think you would show it before , but I figured you would pretend you had a tiny bit of class and show it in the commercial break at the latest. BAD PRODUCERS! (smack) BAD!
Just one question, George, regarding the desecrations you did to the original trilogy when you put it on DVD: In the scene in The Empire Strikes Back where the Emperor talks to Darth Vader, you re-dubbed the dialogue so there was no doubt that Vader did NOT know he had a son until that moment ("HOW is that POSSIBLE?") Are you honestly telling me that the Empire had no spies in the Rebellion, who would pass on the following information: "Hey- the whiny bitch kid that blew up the Death Star- his name is Luke Skywalker! And what's more, he's the son of that whiny bitch Jedi Anakin Skywalker! Hey, whatever happened to that guy…"
Jesus H. Tap dancing Christ, I am such a geek.