Thursday, March 10, 2005

Star Wars- Episode III- Revenge of the Sith Trailer on the O.C.

Dear Fox TV, cc George Lucas-

"Sometime between 8 and 9 pm" does NOT mean 8:55, after the last commercial break. I mean, I wasn't naive enough to think you would show it before 8:30, but I figured you would pretend you had a tiny bit of class and show it in the 8:45 commercial break at the latest. BAD PRODUCERS! (smack) BAD!

Just one question, George, regarding the desecrations you did to the original trilogy when you put it on DVD: In the scene in The Empire Strikes Back where the Emperor talks to Darth Vader, you re-dubbed the dialogue so there was no doubt that Vader did NOT know he had a son until that moment ("HOW is that POSSIBLE?") Are you honestly telling me that the Empire had no spies in the Rebellion, who would pass on the following information: "Hey- the whiny bitch kid that blew up the Death Star- his name is Luke Skywalker! And what's more, he's the son of that whiny bitch Jedi Anakin Skywalker! Hey, whatever happened to that guy…"

Jesus H. Tap dancing Christ, I am such a geek.

TTFN
-Tony

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