Monday, February 06, 2006


Once again, I am making the best of a banal Illustration Friday word.

The lovely & multi-hued-haired String has tagged me! I'm supposed to answer five questions about myself. The only problem is, I have no idea what questions people want to know. I mean, you all don't really give a damn what music I listen to or what my favorite color is or how long my schlong is or whatever. So kindly come up with questions- real questions, and I'll pick the best ones.



Anonymous said...

Hahhaaa, great invention Doctor Zorgon! What does Tony fear and love the most in way of outside world :)

HARDWAX said...

this is THE most: grotesque,tasteless,uncouth,[LOL times 10] illo, I have seen to date - [on a lighter note-sharp artwork] Just how many victims has Dr. Zorgon? Looks to me-the switch has been pulled

Erin K. Nolan said...

1. Who are you and what have you done with my mother?
2. Who are the "they" in "that's what they say?"
3.What's the flavor of toast?
4. If you had dried water, what would you use to reconstitute it?
5. Ku-koo-ka-choo?

Shane said...

I think there would be a few political leaders that would purchase Doctor Zorgon's chair.
Get a patent on it quick before Gonzales and Rumsfeld sneak in first.

Janet said...

What was the young Tony like?...and maybe french toast girl should answer for you....

The Whippy Curly Tails said... and Shane are clearly following the wild path on the chair theme....sick!

Now I must begin to wonder about that Miss Pretty, over at Joli's place...she must be warped too!

LOL...this is funny. The cuffs...yikes!

Rectite23 said...

very nice take on chair!

Aravis said...

I agree with Shane; this invention is too good not to be snatched up and put into use in sinister hands...

Great illustration, though, you evil genius! *G*

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? The owl said it took three, but can you really trust an owl? Sure they're wise, but are they honest?

Caroline said...

Have you seen Miss Banana Pie's electric chair?

I've just been there and now here - what is the message I'm missing?

Some questions for you:

What is your worst nightmare?

What is your favourite daydream?

Are you a day dream believer?

Catnapping said...

i think that chair'd be enough to constipate a man with the runs!

and don't kid yerself. there's lots of us out in the ether who'd like those very questions answered!

steve said...

Brilliant and demented. love your Glamour piece too!

Lee said...

Dr. Z is a naughty evil genius...did he wash his hands after leaving the torture chamber pot?...


1 - Where's Waldo?
2 - Why do fools fall in love?
3 - Does anybody ever know what time it is?

Lily and Lucy White said...

We all are into Doctors this week? Lily.

carla said...

No wonder I feel so confused when I leave the bathroom! Tricky...

Now, questions:
- What famous dead person would you like to spend a day with, and why?
- If you had to design a bumpersticker with a slogan that describes who you are at this point in your life, what would it say?
- Who would you like to see run for president in the next election?
-If you were going to start a religion, what would you call it?
-Are you really going to answer any of these questions? Huh?

BTW, you rock Tony...I love seeing your view on things:>

Ian T. said...

This is really nuts! Definitely the craziest chair I've seen in response to the topic - I think I'm gonna have nightmares about it :).

(I enjoyed the Python reference too!)