Why oh why couldn't Quake 4 have used Quake's gothic motif as opposed to Quake 2's Sci-Fi one? The original Quake is still my favorite in the series, even though it's technically light years behind the sequels. I miss my Shamblers and Vores!
Who came up with this whole Easter Bunny thing anyway? The best I can come up with is that 2000 years ago, a bunny was unable to reproduce and came to Jesus to be healed. Sadly, Jesus had been in the sacramental wine (his own?) and although he cured her, she wound up laying eggs. A few archangels tried to fix this problem, but the best they could do was turn the eggs into chocolate. (This was before the evil Peeps revolution of 245 AD, when a group of baby chicks joined the leagues of Satan. God’s punishment was to turn them into marshmallows.)
On being true to thyself: In the words of Bill Cosby (on heroin use) "…but what if you're an asshole?"
If God can do anything he wants, why couldn't he just let people into heaven in the first place? Why did he have to come down in human form and get nailed to a tree for his troubles?
If you can think of some more, please let me know.