Monday, July 10, 2006

Analyze Tony

I dreamt last night that I was working for some old, bald, mafia guy. He asked for a ham and egg sandwich. I made him one, but he said no- he wanted a loaf of bread cut lengthways, filled with hard-boiled eggs and slabs of ham.

Any ideas?

TTFN
-Tony

18 comments:

Aravis said...

You feel like sometimes there's no pleasing people, no matter how much you need or want to? *G*

Issi said...

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Anonymous said...

Work out what an 'old, bald mafia guy' is to you.

Who does he represent ... a cutie who wants more than you usually give or someone you don't think as worthy to make such large demands of you but is good at it?

Ham and eggs on bread is quite a heavy/hearty but not so healthy if eaten in large quantities meal. Maybe you simply wish that person to diet.

Tony LaRocca said...

See, it's the hard boiled eggs that disturb me. I could understand if it were just a giant sandwich with scrambled eggs- that would represent gluttony or greed or something. But hard boiled? WTF?

String said...

Gosh it is so obvious, hurry Tony do something before you lose all your hair!

Tony LaRocca said...

Not with my genes. I might have gone grey since my mid 20s, but at least I'll always have my hair!

scarecrow said...

I used to work for that guy and then one day, I was that guy.
I had to get out of that place, and not because I didnt like the sandwich.

Later

Anonymous said...

The hard boiled eggs are something you're OVER and done with; long time boiling can have that hard effect, especially if for an old, bald mafia guy!

String said...

Devil the eggs!

turquoise cro said...

Just do it! I don't want you to get whacked!! LOl eggs are eggs dude! How's NY today? Haven't been there since 97' on Friend Ave in Brooklyn

wildsnowflake said...

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

HARDWAX said...

The guy trying to please everyone and make the sandwich as ordered, and the old bald mafia type, hard boiled and take no prisoners slabs of ham guy-it's all you. Laying the bread out lengthwise-is like putting your cards on the table-you have a need for people to see you as you really are [except mafia keeps it's secrets- problem!], and still love and accept you. Don't know why you're bald. Goodnight

Tony LaRocca said...

Wildsnowflake:

I went to the man, I told him a robot is what I am,
But he just smiled, said I was a fractious child
"Distrusted not Rusted" That's why I feel so disgusted
But I know he's wrong, 'cause I haven't felt this way for very long

french toast girl said...

You're a strange boy, Johnny, but I like you!

Found this online:
Eggs, in general, are an excellent omen for almost anything that concerns you or your family. If you dream that you find a nest filled with eggs you will soon see some financial gains, if the eggs are very tiny, or few, then your windfall will be small but significant, coming at a time when you need it the most. If you see broken, cracked, or otherwise damaged eggs, then you will suffer a reversal of good fortune or a disappointment. If the eggs are bright colored then you will celebrate a happy event in your family. If you are eating eggs this shows that your health will improve.

If you dream of eating ham then you will lose something that means a lot to you. Dreaming about curing a ham denotes that you are being thrifty and that success will be yours in due time. If you dream of seeing hams then this shows that you are in some sort of emotional danger from a person close to you.

To dream you are getting bald foretells your generosity will cause you loss and mental anguish.

Oddly, there was nothing in there about the mafia...

love, me

Cez said...

great illo tony..love the new interface of your blog...strange but nice!!!!
Thanks for coming...

a.©.s said...

well i know people who are allergic to vertically sliced sandwitchs...reallie...u have to becareful....

and ur right bout the tissue roll thing...damn...now its no longer a sacrifice....now tht guy seems in advantage...the cardboard roll cleans better too

CDEMASTER said...

Sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich!

Anonymous said...

Hey.

That old guy had some appetite! I wonder...if you had made the sandwich would the Don have eaten it?

You thought you had him and the sandwich figured but you didn't.
Even though he's aged, he still wants it large and, screw the dyspeptic ulcer, he wants it hard-boiled.
Old mafia guy is your shadow. He's the avatar of all that you don't consiously admit to yourself or the world.