Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Coming Soon: Jesus' Bones on E-Bay

As you may or may not know, there is soon to be a documentary on the Discovery channel claiming that Jesus' remains may have been found. Not to offend Christians everywhere, but does the Church have any better arguments against the possibility than, "'Cause the Bible tells me so"?

How come Mayor Bloomberg can tax and fine every last penny out of the citizens of New York, but he won't lift a finger against businesses- like restaurants full of rats? Oh, wait, now I remember; the restaurants are full of rats because Bloomberg cut back garbage pickups across the city years ago. Never mind.

TTFN
-Tony

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

MWAHAHHAHHAAAA ...

Rayne said...

As much as I like rats, I'm not so sure it's a good thing for them to be running around in restaurants like that. The food at Taco Bell could totally do them in.
You want to know a secret? I know the guy that wrote the story about Jesus' bones, he totally made it up for the tabloids and it was published years ago and they are actually using his stuff to push their point and he's really not pleased.