Trying to write in his journal for school, Joe (age 9, for you newbies) asked me what I would wish for if a Djini gave me 3 wishes. As always, I answered honestly the first thought off my head, which was "mind-controlling fart gas." Luckily, he knew enough to just back away & ask his mother...
PS- In all honesty, if I was given one wish, it would be for happiness. Think about it. Whatever you wish for, you want it to make you happy- right? I mean, the whole point of every goddamn three wishes story is to be happy with what you have or who you are. So I guess happiness is the trump card.