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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Dear Worthless Piece of Sputum who Posted as "Elvis" from Myspace

Dear Worthless Piece of Sputum;

I'm so glad you have nothing better to do than post your two-page long political views as comments on my blog. Obviously, you know your ideas are worthless because if they were not, a) you would have just put up a post on your OWN blog rather than trying to use mine as a random high-trafficked soap-box, and b) you would have had the courage of your convictions to actually link back to your own page, rather than Elvis Presley's on Myspace. (For those who are not Myspacers, record labels often put up pages for their talent, living or dead.) In the future, save yourself the time and energy and save me the bother of having to delete your worthless puddles of literary vomit.

TTFN
-Tony

11 comments:

Elvis said...

Your reaction to my post was exactly what I was hoping for. Thank you for being entertaining ignorant. Maybe you should spend some time working on you GED.

Anonymous said...

Your reaction to my post was exactly what I was hoping for. Thank you for being entertaining ignorant. Maybe you should spend some time working on you GED.

-Elvis

french toast girl said...

Anonymous/Elvis, maybe you should spend some time working on your grammar and spelling before you post.

Tony LaRocca said...

Elvis-

"Your reaction to my post was exactly what I was hoping for." You were hoping I would delete it? Glad to. As far as being "Entertaining Ignorant," (and perhaps you should work on "you GED" yourself) as I said- if you had the courage of your convictions, you would post them on your own blog, with your own name, instead of hiding.

Aeroman said...

Dude--this "Elvis from Myspace" person is succeeding getting you all riled up. The best thing to do to people like this is to ignore them. They get off sexually when they see their target get all bothered by their ambush posts. Just thought I'd put my two-cents worth in....

Tony LaRocca said...

I hear what you're saying, but I just find it hysterical that someone who doesn't have a 5th grader's command of English grammar is calling me "entertaining ignorant."

Rayne said...

Entertaining ignorant? What is entertaining ignorant? I am not even sure what he is trying to say? Entertainingly ingnorant? With the command of English grammar that he exhibits it's quite possible that he really could be Elvis. He'd be pretty old and senile by now if he hand't of died on the potty, wouldn't he?
Why would this guy want to identify himself with someone who died on the potty?

Aeroman said...

I'm not defending this Elvis person, but the term "entertaining ignorant" is a common term used in Texas...I've heard my cousin use it. Apparently they don't like to use adverbs down there!

Tony LaRocca said...

OK... how about the phrase, "spend some time working on you GED"?

The point wasn't this person's grammar, however funny it is. People like that piss me off, when they act like a) what they have to say is so damn important and if YOU don't get behind them then there's something wrong with you, b) When they do it in a two-paragraph long post on someone else's blog that has absolutely nothing to do with the post, c) They do it anonymously, so they obviously don't believe in it enough to stand behind it.

I also can't stand people who insult others simply because they won't support their political views- and I did believe in some of them. It doesn't make me "ignorant" that I don't want this schmuck using my blog for his soapbox. It just makes him a schmuck for doing it.

Aeroman said...

I agree with you completly!

Studio Zuga said...

i believe elvis has left the house, at least lets hope sooo, permantly. opps maybe im being to entertaining ignorant. sorry elvis i cant understand the words coming outta ur mouth