Dear Worthless Piece of Sputum;
I'm so glad you have nothing better to do than post your two-page long political views as comments on my blog. Obviously, you know your ideas are worthless because if they were not, a) you would have just put up a post on your OWN blog rather than trying to use mine as a random high-trafficked soap-box, and b) you would have had the courage of your convictions to actually link back to your own page, rather than Elvis Presley's on Myspace. (For those who are not Myspacers, record labels often put up pages for their talent, living or dead.) In the future, save yourself the time and energy and save me the bother of having to delete your worthless puddles of literary vomit.