Tonight Joe & I watched Star Trek VI together. "Dad," Joe asked, "How come they all have red shirts?"
"Because," I answered, "that's the color the costume people decided to make their uniforms."
Joe scrunched his face up for a moment. "I thought you said that on Star Trek, wearing red shirt means you're going to die!" he said.
NOW IN ALL MY YEARS OF GEEKINESS, HOW COME I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT?