Wednesday, October 24, 2007

How Dumbedore's Gayness Affects My Life

It doesn't. Not one bit. Neither do Britney Spears' child custody battles, Ellen DeGeneres' purloined mutt, nor Halle Berry's Jewish cousin's nose. Rudy Giuliani, however, should be flayed alive and broiled in tofu for supporting the Red Sox. Keep your priorities straight, people.



Knitting Painter Woman said...

Can you stand Bostonians or people with Bostonian relatives who support the Red Sox? I have additional reasons to flay Mr. Giuliani.

Tony LaRocca said...

Of course, I understand Bostonians supporting their home team. But the former mayor of New York should know better than to root for the Ancient Enemy. A pox on both his houses!

Craig J. said...

But you don't understand, Tony! J.K. Rowling has tapped into the heretofore unknown/nonexistent gay juvenile fantasy fiction fan base!

merlinprincesse said...

Who is Dumbedore? Is he realted to Humpty Dumpty? Humpty Dumpty is GAY? Well....Hhehehhe... I support the Expos! Nananananna! Oups... After the 2004 season, the franchise relocated to Washington, D.C. and became the Washington Nationals. Blah! Hhehehe! :)