The other night, I rented Meet the Robinsons on DVD. I popped it in the player, and immediately the following message came up:
"This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney’s Fast Play. Your movie-"
Ok, this was all I needed to hear. I clicked on Fastplay - and, of course, was led to a preview. What the hell? I went back and played it again. This time I listened to the whole message:
"This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney’s Fast Play. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically."
Obviously, "selection of bonus features" means "Disney commercials." Ok, so they're not entirely lying sacks of shit, they're merely dishonest sacks of shit.