Dripping straight from my brain to your screen.
It's a little known fact that the Empire was almost decimated, not by the Rebels, but by a mild strain of the flu. Once the threat had passed, the survivors were forced to wear full-body armor. I hear Howie Mandel is going to buy some.Okay, I made the last part up. But he should.
Because the Empire knows who each-other is
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