Friday, May 25, 2012

Arbuckle's Lament

Garfield is famous for hating Mondays even though, as it has been noted, he didn't actually have a job. But at least he had a catchphrase. I may have mentioned this before, but I hate Thursdays. Thursdays are like when you've been working your tuchus off all day, and you look at the clock thinking "Is it almost over?" But it's not, there are still two hours to go - and that's assuming you don't have to work on Saturday.

Here is a free tip on how not to be a douche-bag in New York City. If you're moseying down the stairs to the subway taking your own sweet time and there's a train that's about to leave in the station: even though it's not your train, kindly get the fornication out of the way. The people behind you will appreciate it.

Another suggestion on not being a douche-bag that's just for welders: if an electrician is staying late at night on standby for you, the polite thing to do is to tell him you're leaving so he can get out of there ASAP. Just a friendly tip.

ttfn -Tony

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